Our core team blends decades of in-field criminal performance with elite, post-industrial startup tactics. Below are just a few of the professionals behind the protocol.
🧑💼 Rico
Orchestrator of five high-profile escapes. Suspected ghost architect of the Antwerp Diamond District breach. Rico bootstrapped HeistDAO from a prison cell in Thailand.
👩💻 Monika "The Jammer"
Ex-Interpol technician turned rogue. Can kill 4G in a 2-block radius. Claims to have disrupted Davos with a hairdryer once.
🧢 Michael "Rugpull" Spazatti
Gen Z DeFi expert. Mined his first ETH in detention. Personally rugged 2486 tokens and made it out of every group chat alive.
🪓 Sal "The Bully" Bellagio
Former locksmith turned breach consultant. Speaks fluent crowbar. Operates in 3 jurisdictions with zero digital footprint.
💄 Clarisse "The Widow" Delacroix
She's broken hearts, NDAs, and national security clearances. Trained in manipulation at a Swiss finishing school.
💻 Cho "Lil Kim" Myong-Ho
Former North Korean military hacker now "freelancing" for dark net commissions. Known to reverse-engineer Layer 1s for sport.
🚛 Big Dom "The Mountain"
Ex long-haul trucker. Custom rigs for cold wallet distribution. Handles bearer bonds, diamonds, and awkward inheritances.
💅 Valeria "PixiePump" Gómez
Born in Medellín, raised on Club Penguin. Built a following of 40k on X through selfies, then rugged an entire Solana gaming guild via emotional leverage.
📸 Eli "Goy Beam" Glucksmann
Former Mossad operator turned freelance damage controller. Expert in turning a misplaced selfie into valuable assets.
🧊 Viktor "The Skinner" Ivanov
Ex-FSB whisperer turned freelance custody specialist. Known for keeping mnemonic phrases frozen in blocks of ice in a Siberian bunker.
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