At HeistDAO, we specialize in high-velocity asset reallocation and direct-action liquidity extraction. Our Jobs are executed by a multidisciplinary syndicate of seasoned professionals across physical, digital, and psychological threat vectors.
Below is a non-exhaustive catalog of our service verticals. Custom operations available upon multisig approval.
🔫 Armed Robbery
IRL Asset Liquidation-as-a-Service
High-yield, short-duration physical operations. Ideal for quick treasury diversification.
Personal data extraction via proprietary social engineering techniques.
Markets: Tier-1 insurance databases, forgotten Meta accounts
Output: Full-stack personas with credit, passports, and vibe
🕵️♂️ Scams & Rugpulls
Narrative-Driven Liquidity Events
We craft emotionally resonant Web3 projects designed to extract TVL with minimal runway.
Examples: $VANISH, $TRUSTME, NFT mint phishing portals
Partners: VC interns, crypto Twitter, dudes in Discord
👤 Kidnapping
Hostile Stakeholder Acquisition
Legacy system negotiations resolved through IRL governance actions.
Use case: Diplomats, founders, auditors
Outcome: "Exit liquidity" becomes literal
💋 Catfishing
Synthetic Affection Protocols
We deploy emotionally manipulative personas at scale to extract funds, secrets, or seed phrases from unsuspecting targets across Web2 and Web3 platforms.
We identify high-leverage targets and leverage highly incriminating assets. From leaked DMs to compromised photo rolls, we weaponize your digital footprint.