About HeistDAO

Welcome to HeistDAO, the world's first fully-chain-integrated Crime-as-a-Service protocol — or at least, that's what our pitch deck says.

This is a satirical Web3 art project, not an actual criminal operation (DUH NIGGA). We do not — and will never — facilitate armed robberies, SIM swaps, or blackmail ops. The only thing we're stealing is memes and attention.

HeistDAO is a parody of startup culture and a tribute to 2000s video games.

Every team member is a fictional character. Every service is fake. However, if you hold $HEIST tokens, you might receive some cool NFTs soon.

We're not raising a seed round. We're not looking for advisors. And if you ask to "run a job with the crew," we're calling your mom.

Thanks for playing. Now go touch some grass.

— The HeistDAO Crew

Created by @mattyonchain